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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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Tim: My point here is...I have a wife. And we've been together for 17 years now. That's-
Audience: [clapping]
Tim:
Audience:
Tim: I don't need your pity, fuck you.

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sagacityvsnaivety:

Someone actually
gomf

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you-only-liberate-once:

okay

uhhh

i think N’s necklace is alive the yellow part keeps shifting slightly one day it’ll just grow legs and—

oh my god N’s necklace is Akuroma

fucking help me

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tvthesue:

tryingtobesane:

unpossibly:

When a thief forced you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse…
Eg: If your PIN is 1234, you punch 4321.The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief.Every ATM has it; It is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Reblog this and share to your friends.

might be helpful one day.

I thought this was a myth.

It’s a myth. The technology exists but hasn’t yet been implemented.

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